Definition of Misery

Day 1 is completed and I must say, I do not believe that other people find this cleanse easy. I was absolutely miserable yesterday and today is not starting so great. I didn't realize that I would be so cranky without caffeine because I have gone without caffeine before and I've also done a cleanse before, 2 years ago I did the General Motors cleanse and I felt really good throughout that process. This. Is. Torture. I had a pounding headache all day at work (maybe I was also just itching to leave the office) but when I came home I decided to just rest in bed a bit and I dozed off, I made myself a shake for dinner and fell asleep around 8, I woke up again around 12:30 to go to the bathroom and still had a vicious headache on the left side of my head, it was so bad that my eye kept tearing, probably my subconscious crying for food and caffeine. My hungry self was telling me to get up, pour a cup of iced coffee and make something to eat, but I knew better, I counted til 200 until I finally fell asleep. I woke up feeling better today, I've been drinking water and had my breakfast shake and an Isa-snack. Mostly, I think I feel miserable for having let myself get so out of control where I barely recognized myself anymore, which makes me sad. To counterbalance my misery of not doing anything for 4th of July, I will watch comedies in bed which also serve as a distraction of my hunger until I get to eat a little something today (a modest meal of 400-600 calories).

As a sidenote, I'm currently watching Fatal Attraction, and that bitch is crazy.

Fran goes on a life cleanse, misery ensues....

I am in desperate need of a life cleanse, a phrase I often joke with but I've decided it is very serious especially with the upcoming nuptials of all of my favorite friends. But not just a food cleanse but also a soul cleanse, I've been thinking a lot about myself and who I'd like to be and how can I get there, so there is a lot of room for improvement, I decided. I'm a grown-ass lady! I am owning my perpetual single-ness and loving the independence that I continue to have, but I need to get my shit together ya'll and it's happening tomorrow....
First step is that I have decided to do the Isagenix 9 day cleanse starting tomorrow. I am very sad as I love food and eating and drinking a lot, which has become very obvious in my growing size. I have too many events coming up to not get back to my once smaller self so I received the product from a friend whose mom sells the isagenix life so I will be tracking my misery and hopefully my success over the next week. Stay tuned folks, there is going to be one cranky blogger up in this bitch.